It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
“Fiscally conservative but socially liberal” is a hip, trendy way of saying “I still think poor kids are being too grabby with this whole ‘wanting food’ thing, but I also like weed.”
noyou-pray-too-loud-pickebicke:
laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE
my hands slipped
it’s transparent btw…
and we almost forgot his butt
I’M SCREAMING
GET ON MY BLOG you beautiful piece of shit, you!!
dICK OH MY GOD
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OOP
Me making a text post is basically the same as spongebob taking his extra credit boating exam
“Here you go”
….
“no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND”
“NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”
“AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING”
…..
and then i just end up with this
Remember that time Hollywood actually whitewashed actual people that actually existed and were still quite alive?
(And of course, the one they made sure to portray accurately was the caucasian...)
I find it interesting that they only whitewashed the Asian men, but did not whitewash the Asian woman. I am sure there are more profound things to say about intersectionality and how race and gender confer different types of fetishization for Asian people, but for now I’m too tired to do much more than make that observation.
